WOMANHOOD

I LOVE BEING A WOMAN. I PUT ON DRESSES AND MAKE UP EVEN WHEN I DON'T LEAVE THE HOUSE. I DRESS FOR THE KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS. I LIKE GETTING FLOWERS AND CANDY. ONE OF MY BEAUS WOULD SING TO ME DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD, IN A MIDNIGHT PHONE CALL OR WHILE EATING IN A RESTAURANT. KEY: THE MORE A WOMAN PUTS ON HER FEMININITY, IT ALLOWS THE MAN TO BECOME MACHO!